plainprincess

convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

scottotd:

raging—homo:

My heart swells at the mere thought of you.

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

nosdrinker:

all puppies report immediately to my bedroom for naptime and cuddles

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done