why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive?
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
all puppies report immediately to my bedroom for naptime and cuddles
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done